Friday, April 14, 2006


Oh. The good ol' days. When it was just the five of us. No offense to the many others that sport and have sported the X over the years. I'm just being nostalgic. I found this picture in a shoebox in my room. It's not even my shoebox, as I've never owned a pair of Reebok's in my life.

And upon further investigation, I found several photographs of myself. It was creepy, to say the least. There were also plenty of notes inside, scribbled in a handwriting that I know all to well. Scott.

All these years, Scott has been stalking me. Professor. I'm afraid. What if he's out there. Right now. Watching me. I feel... dirrty.


Blogger Wolverine said...

ya didn't hear it from me , but so is Gambit

12:20 PM  
Blogger The Stepford Cuckoos said...

And sometimes Mr. Drake.

We have spotted him.

Staring at you like a piece of meat.

And his thoughts. Oh my.

They are often sweaty and innapropriate.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Gaia said...

Is everyone here gay?!?!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Emma Frost said...

Gaia, not everyone here is gay. Warren, Kurt, and Logan aren't. I'm still undecided about Charles, however. If you recall that photo of him and Callisto, I would definitely consider her as a man.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Jean Grey-Summers said...

Actually. I think Bobby is bi. Remy is gay, we've already established that.

Scott may be full on gay, but I'm not sure.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Fred the Fox said...

He's gay.

I look through everyone's stuff when they're not here.

What I saw burned my eyes.

I don't suggest any one else look.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Scott Summers said...

*squeaks* AM NOT.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

First, let me just say that I am pure 100% grade A all-American heterosexual male. If any of you ladies would like proof, I'll be happy to schedule an appointment.

Second, I had always thought Scott's strong emotional feeling had to do with a rivalry for Jean's affections. I suppose that might have just been some latent attraction coming through. We'll have to see what develops.

6:41 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Just by looking at the costumes he makes you girls wear I think the professor is straight.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Magdalena said...

Okay ladies Let me assure you that Charles is not interest in men...

Now Vampi on the other hand does find intrests in both men and woman as does Pantha

9:28 AM  
Blogger big joe said...

you x-men have a weird leader, that's all i"m sayin'

9:26 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Weird maybe. All man, definitely.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Unless you were talking about Scott. Then it's - weird yes, half-man, positively.

4:47 PM  
Blogger Scott Summers said...

Uggh... I'm a man! *whimper* Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?

9:20 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Everything will be alright, Scott.

(Uses telepathic power to erase Scott's memory)

There, feeling better now?

8:12 AM  
Blogger Scott Summers said...

Huh? What happened?

9:31 PM  
Blogger Sage said...

Haven't any of you considered Cannonball? His constant obssesion with you and your relationship with Husk is not natural. Even at a beach, with the moon shining, the ocean gliterring, the fire illuminating the ever rising sexual tension all you suddenly hear is 'Angel this, and Angel that'.
P.S Come join us at Rogue's villa it is very enjoyable if I do say so myself.

10:40 AM  

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